So the moral of the lesson is...

copied from drowingsolutionsph

I thought Jay's ex-girlfriend was really out of our lives. But heaven
only goes that I was wrong. Kakakasal pa lang namin nun when Jay
received a uninamous text. "Meet me at the clinic". I had a stinking
feeling in my butt. I told him not to go. It might in danger him. Pero
sabi niya, ok lang daw because life is what we make. Tumahimik lang
ako. Sabi niya, Penny for you talks? But I didn't know what to say.
Beggars can't be losers. Isa pa, worried talaga ako na baka yung girl
yun. Jay said, Can't got your tongue?? I tried to smile at him. Kahit
di ako nagsalita, actions speak louder than works, di ba?

Be that as is may, umalis pa rin siya. I was out of the loophole.
After a few hours, I called him on his cellphone. But my calls fell on
Jeff's ears. Lalo akong nag-worry kasi I didn't even know Jeff. Sabi na
nga ba di na dapat umalis si Jay. That's what I'm talking about it.

So I tried calling some friends who will help me find Jay. That's
what friends are for naman di ba? But I just faced a blank mall. I had
to do this alone. Nag-taxi na lang ako. Pero ang mahal na pala ng plug
down rate.

When I got to the clinic, the security was really buffed up. Di
basta-basta makakapasok. So I said, I beg your cordon. I'm patient.
It's my favorite virtue nga e.? Nagduda yata yung isang guard.
Hinawakan ako sa arm. The nerd! I shouted, Don't touch me not! Buti na
lang the other guards were nice and said, Come on, let's join us.

When I went inside, parang I've been there, done there. Nung walang
nakatingin, nag-explore ako. Nakarating ako sa top floor and I had a
bird's IQ of the clinic. I could not explain it but I was drawn to a
room on the floor. Siguro Divine Intermission na yun.

Parang may narinig akong umuungol. I was thorn. Di ko alam kung aalis
ba ako o papasukin ko. It made me stick in the stomach to think that
Jay and his ex-girlfriend were there. I tried to tell myself to slower
my expectations. But to tell with it! I had to strike while the iron is
not. I had to hear the truth from the corpse's mouth. I barraged in. O
my gas! Si Jay, naka-strap sa operating table, parang genie pig sa
isang nakakatakot na experiment. He was on the cutting edge. He
was bleeding. At ang doctor na nagpapahirap sa kanya, ang ex-girlfriend
niya at ang bago nitong boyfriend, ang nurse na si Walter. Doon ko
napatunayang blood is thicker than Walter.

Guess watch? Di ko alam kung paano ko nagawa pero I was able to search
and rescue Jay. Siguro adrenaline brush na yun.

Now, he's recovering. Nag-sorry siya na hindi siya nakinig sa akin. I
know it's a better pill to swallow your pride so it's forgive and
forget me not. All swell that end swell. I know we should kiss and put
on makeup.

Ang ex-girlfriend naman niya at si Walter, nakakulong na. Detention
is really better than cure. So the moral of the lesson is: if symptoms
persist, insult your doctor.

I got tagged

Mam Yammie and Josh has tagged me, so I need to give out 8 facts about myself. Sorry if you find the facts boring, but these are what came into mind..hehe

Here are the rules:
1.) In the 8 facts about [name], you share 8 things that your readers don't know about you. At the end, you tag 8 other bloggers to keep the fun going. Each blogger must post these rules first.

2.) Each blogger starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.

3.) At the end of the post, a blogger needs to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.

4.) Don't forget to leave them a comment telling them they're tagged, and to read your blog .


8 Facts About SaNaSaNz

1. I don't need nail cutter to trim my nails. I have this habit of biting off my nails in both my hands when I get bored/tensed/scared/thrilled. It all started when we got called for at the principal's office (1995 - my first time) coz we were doubted of the story we told them of the wallet we handed over to the lost and found area of the school.

2. I never had a barbie doll. All my toys were either hand-me-down stuff toys or a water gun. I was contented w/ a balloon tied w/ something heavy and I would throw it up to the air and wait for it to come back down and do it all over again. And I was never jealous of what my sister had, eventhough she'd take mine if she liked it and didn't want what was given to her. She would try to persuade me that what I had was the ugliest thing on earth and what she'd give for me in exchange was the best. haha! and I totally believed her.

3. I give too much. I have this thing when I have money/bonus, I buy stuffs for the people I love or close to my heart rather than buying stuffs for myself. I like to see other people or my loved ones happy even if it means putting my happiness aside - and when I see them happy it's like worth everything.

4. I have a scar at the back portion of my head (pahak kung sa bisaya pa - wako kablo sa inenglish..haha). I never knew who tied the newly bought shaver at the end of my balloon when I was little, but what I remember is IT hitting my head and the next thing I know everyone's in panic coz my head was bleeding, I felt them (my parents and nanny) putting something cold on the wound (alcohol man tingali or martayulit kung sa bisdak pa, unsay inenglish ana?) and that was it.

5. My name is a name combo. My dad's name is Roseller, so ROS. My mom's name is Susan, so they took SAN. They found ROSSAN to be weird and Rosanna was the nearest name so they made it Rosanna. ROSSAN was then used as the name of our store at Limketkai Mall (1992-2002).

6. I'm a frustrated Ballerina. I did ballet during summer when I was in highschool but wasn't able to pursue my "dream" coz of financial issues. I get so awed when I see ballerinas performing and sometimes dream of performing.

7. I'm a frustrated Karate Kid. Eversince, I always wanted to learn karate or anything related to that. I wanted to be like those karate kid's on the movies who could defend themselves and fight back when they need to. But I was never permitted by my parents coz they said I had a temper problem and I might use it (my knowledge - if ever) w/o thinking about it first and create trouble.

8. I had this allergy before from extreme coldness. I get bumps then turns into map-like bumps. Worst case that ever happened was when we were in Kahulugan Falls, I was taking a dip on the spring pool and felt like the bumps where coming out, I was calling out to dad to inform him but I never got to the last step of the stairs.. I collapsed. They undressed me infront of everyone and they sun bathe me. I got slapped a couple of times for me to wake up and elevated my legs for circulation (or whatever), or I shouldn't have been writing this now. It's a good thing my x-bf's mom was there, who was a nurse, who took care of me even if it was so hard for her to do. We weren't really in good terms then because her son was my bf and we were in a relationship like romeo and juliet. The allergy healed on it’s own when I started drinking alcohol – that’s tanduay to be exact. Haha. Thanks yaudnatch! J


I am tagging mye-mye, isa, robee, grasyah, jeminah, apple, lengleng, and ana.. and to everyone else who wants to answer this. heheh :)

Customer Service

Got this from someone who's not connected to my network in any way..maybe multiply's having problems right now - but thanks, i found it funny. hehe

This has got to be one of the funniest I've heard in a long time. I think
this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from
the WordPerfect Help line which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the Customer Care Department. Needless to say, the Help Desk employee was fired; however he is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause." This is the actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee (now I know why they record these conversations).

 
 Starts here:
 
 Employee--"Rich Hall, Computer Assistance; may I help you?"
 
 Customer--"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." 
 
 Employee--"What sort of trouble?"
 
 Customer--"Well, I was just typing along, and all of
                   a sudden, the words went away."
 
 Employee--"Went away?"
 
 Customer--"They disappeared." 
 
 Employee--"Hmmm......... So what does your screen look like now?"
 
 Customer--"Nothing."
 
 Employee--"Nothing?"
 
 Customer--"It's a blank; it won' t accept anything when I type." 
 
 Employee--"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
 
 Customer--"How do I tell?"
 
 Employee--"Can you see the 'C:' prompt on the screen?"
 
 Customer--"What is a sea prompt?" 
 
 Employee--"Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
 
 Customer--"There isn't any cursor; I told you, it
                   won't accept anything I type."
 
 Employee--"Does your monitor have a power indicator?" 
 
 Customer--"What's a monitor?"
 
 Employee--"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.  
                  Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
 
 Customer--"I don't know....." 
 
 Employee--"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where 
                 the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
 
 Customer--"Yes, I think so."
 
 Employee--"Great.  Follow the cord to the plug, and
                   tell me if it's plugged into the wall." 
 
 Customer--"Yes, it is."
 
 Employee--"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that 
                 there were two cables plugged into the back of it, 
                 not just one?"
 
 Customer--"No." 
 
 Employee--"Well, there are.  I need you to look back
                  there again and find the other cable."
 
 Customer--"Okay, here it is."
 
 Employee--"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into
                   the back of your computer." 
 
 Customer--"I can't reach."
 
 Employee--"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
 
 Customer--"No."
 
 Employee--"Even if you maybe put your knee on
                   something and lean way over?" 
 
 Customer--"Oh, it's not because I don't have the
                   right angle, it's because it's dark."
 
 Employee--"Dark?"
 
 Customer--"Yes - the office light is off, and the
                   only light I  have is  coming in from the window." 
 
 Employee--"Well, turn on the office light then."
 
 Customer--"I can't."
 
 Employee--"No? Why not?"
 
 Customer--"Because there's a power failure." 
 
 Employee--"A power.......a power failure?.... Aha! 
                 Okay, we've  got it licked now.  Do you still have the boxes
                 and manuals and the packing stuff your computer came in?"
 
 Customer--"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet." 
 
 Employee--"Good.. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up
                  just like it was when you got it.  Then take it back 
                  to the store you bought it."
 
 
 Customer--"Really? Is it that bad?" 
 
 Employee--"Yes, I'm afraid it is."
 
 Customer--"Well, all right then, I suppose.  What do
                   I tell them?"
 
 Employee--"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer..."